How to procrastinate on math

Step 1: Set alarm to insanely early time.


Step 2: When alarm goes off, turn it off and go back to bed.


Step 3: Wake up an hour late, past the time you're supposed to start doing math.


Step 4: Decide that since it's too late for math, you might as well just do biology.


Step 5: Go to music lessons. Play with the teacher's kids instead of doing math.


Step 6:Go on Habitica and attempt to look productive.


Step 7: Get sucked into the vortex of the internet/social media.


Step 8: Turn off computer and head to desk. Decide that your working space is too cluttered, so you have to clean first.


Step 9: While cleaning, come across your take-home biology test.


Step 10: Take your biology test, since you'll have to do it anyways.


Step 11: Have the test signed off by your parent (since it's a take home test), who is downstairs by the kitchen.


Step 12: As you pass through the kitchen, decide you're hungry and eat food.


Step 13: Do Spanish, since you're downstairs anyways.


Step 14: Post a 'How to Procrastinate on Math' tutorial.






Guess who's been following these instructions to the letter?