Political Situation

"Donald Trump is the new president!"

said a 3 year old kid to me

"Yes, he is! He's going to be president"

chimes another kid

Like what the heck how on earth do these kids know what a president is, let alone Donald Trump?

Like I didn't even know what a president was when I was 3

#AWANACubbies2016

Listening to history songs be like

"Margaret Thatcher became the first black president of the USA-aaaa-aaaaa" 

~overheard younger brother singing as he worked on school

Sorry kid, I think you got your facts *slightly* mixed up there....

Hee I was dying in the kitchen eating food while listening to him singing that line over and over again trying not to laugh.

Key:

Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan fought communism together

Nelson Mandela became the first black president

the president of the USA part came from the US president song 

Holiday Sales

Dad- "I want to get a vacuum cleaner because of the 4th of July sales"

P- "People always buy stuff on the 4th of July, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Ruby Tuesday . . . "

The innocence of youth

Whilst at piano teacher's house, dialogue between me and piano teacher's daughter, age 2.

Me: *uses eraser*

Her: *picks up eraser* What's this?

Me; That's an eraser. You can use it to take off pencil on paper.

Her: How?

Me: *Draws a line on the piece of paper then erases it*

Her: *eyes widen* ooh....how?!

Me: You want to try? *draws several lines on paper and offers it to her*

Her: Yes! *takes paper and eraser and runs away* *comes back 5 minutes later with erased (used lightly) paper*

Ahh...the innocence of not knowing what an eraser is...I with I could be like that.

Funny Things Kids Say #1

Heard this little 3/4 year old say-
"I like to eat a lot- my middle name is FOOD"


Wow...some parents have brainwashed their kid. Eesh.