Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah 29:11)
Showing posts with label PSAT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PSAT. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Y'all. I SURVIVED THE PSAT

AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Actual moment post-PSAT
"How many people does it take to put away a folding table?"
"6- 5 brainless overly-tested people, and one with a brain"

Yeah. It was that bad.

Also I'm forever grateful to M for bringing me out of my post-PSAT slump by showing me his pretty rocks.
LIKE PEOPLES LOOK AT THIS
LIKE IS NOT IT THE PRETTYIEST MOST SATISFYING THING EVER
also like since considering my online name, it's pretty obvious what I obsess over


Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Things I learned from the PSAT

Took the PSAT today...'twas pretty interesting.

Things I learned from the PSAT-

• Herminia's mother is fiercely proud of her poetry
• Fredrick Douglass hates 4th of July
• Dogs are sophisticated
• Wolf pups won’t look me in the eye
• Spanish moss is neither Spanish nor moss
• The pens are tilapia, everything is tilapia
• Big nose horn face
• I like fossils
• Some people are actually rich enough to spend ~$50 on cookies and water for lunch.
• Flash in the pan
• Thad
• DELETE the underlined portion

(I didn't come up with these myself, they've been floating around the internet)
Also, the test rules didn't say anything talking about the stuff on the projects, just the problems...so...

http://www.latimes.com/local/education/community/la-me-edu-new-psat-wolves-water-and-dinosaurs-20151014-htmlstory.html