AP lang Thoughts

• tmw when your favorite part of the ap exam is the stickers
• tmw you forget how to spell the word source in time for the synthesis essay

That Moment When #2

You're sitting in study hall

the period before physics class

with 3 other people

doing the physics homework you procrastinated on

then you look up

and see

that every single one of the others in study hall

are also doing physics homework

one hour before its due

and it only gets better

the principal walks in holding

a chemistry textbook

and asked

"is this anyone's?"

Nope, sorry, we're all doing physics homework.

Knife foot

tmw you drop a knife blade and attempt to pick it up with your foot without thinking

That Moment When #1

A little girl is feeding you orange pieces

while you're talking

 and not really paying attention,

And you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy

Then you look at her 

And find that she's putting the orange pieces in HER mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth

....:/

TMW a little girl is feeding your orange pieces while you're talking and not really paying attention, and you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy, then look at her and find that she's putting the orange pieces in her mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth