I don't understand this part about girls

while looking at my colored notes

[boy] said,

"I don't understand this part about girls...other than all of it"

Do Fish Have Lungs?

'do fish have lungs....ohwait me stupid' 

~me today

Holiday Sales

Dad- "I want to get a vacuum cleaner because of the 4th of July sales"

P- "People always buy stuff on the 4th of July, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Ruby Tuesday . . . "

Playing an instrument

Sure, Bach, whatever you say. 

As for me, I spend ungodly amounts of time trying to touch the right key at the right time.

CJAP quote

About an observation- "Think something that nobody has thought yet, while looking at something everybody sees." ~Arnold Schopenhauer