OKAY SO SELF SO PLEASE

like why did you go

"oh I can't figure out these three math problems, so I'm going to skip them for now"

that's reasonable

right?

Well, okay, fine, that's okay.

Then you leave about enough space for 30 problems

THEN you start your new page

Title it and everything

AND THEN NOT DO A FLIPPING PROBLEM

like I'd totes forgive you if you'd done math, because that's math I won't have to procrastinate on do.

But if you JUST SIMPLY TITLE IT?

IMMA KILL YOU

Oh, wait the culprit 'twas myself

I take that back

So now I'm left with a notebook with 2 blank pages

and one with a title

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE BLANK PAGES BEFORE MY OCD KILLS ME?

Getting accepted into math

AP Calc BC

Is that a thing to be glad about or not?

IM DONEEEEE

I'm done!

No more AP tests

No more SAT tests

No more end-of-year projects

No finals

No math....wait no, I have 31 lessons of math left to do. Never mind then. 

WHAT ON EARTH ITS APRIL ALREADY

now I feel that everything is about due-

Science Olympiad
AP TESTS?!?!?!?!
SATIIs
Mathmathmathmathmath
School in general
4H stuff
Just life in general. 

It's funny...March 31st didn't evoke this sort of panic from me, April 1st/2nd did. Funny how the mind works.

BUT ISH SCARY

How to procrastinate on math

Step 1: Set alarm to insanely early time.


Step 2: When alarm goes off, turn it off and go back to bed.


Step 3: Wake up an hour late, past the time you're supposed to start doing math.


Step 4: Decide that since it's too late for math, you might as well just do biology.


Step 5: Go to music lessons. Play with the teacher's kids instead of doing math.


Step 6:Go on Habitica and attempt to look productive.


Step 7: Get sucked into the vortex of the internet/social media.


Step 8: Turn off computer and head to desk. Decide that your working space is too cluttered, so you have to clean first.


Step 9: While cleaning, come across your take-home biology test.


Step 10: Take your biology test, since you'll have to do it anyways.


Step 11: Have the test signed off by your parent (since it's a take home test), who is downstairs by the kitchen.


Step 12: As you pass through the kitchen, decide you're hungry and eat food.


Step 13: Do Spanish, since you're downstairs anyways.


Step 14: Post a 'How to Procrastinate on Math' tutorial.






Guess who's been following these instructions to the letter?

Lazy brother #1

Math problem- Explain one way to check the correctness of a subtraction problem.

Brother's answer- Do it again.