My (nonserious) thoughts.....about Tea Bag Strings

Tea bags should always contain strings, because without strings no one can tell that you're drinking tea, which defeats the entire purpose of drinking tea. Except, of course, that you're drinking tea.

Happy New Year

Will I get to drive this year? I have doubts.

Dear teacher who gives out candy every class,

I love you...but you're wreaking havoc on my New Year's Resolutions.