Things You Should Never Say #2

CJAP proctor on cleaning up chemical workspace-

'Make it clean, but not too excessively clean, like your kitchen'

So excuse me,

but should my kitchen be 'not too excessively clean'?

err there's something wrong here

Also my partner's mom keeps their kitchen spotless

So if we were to actually clean it like THEIR kitchen

Then we might be there a long time....

Things you should never say #1

At Costco in the bakery department to the baker lady concerning fresh baked muffins on a cart in the back, "Can I steal one?" (Trust me, I wan't quite thinking, and I never had any bad intentions.....) Learned that the hard way.