AP lang Thoughts

• tmw when your favorite part of the ap exam is the stickers
• tmw you forget how to spell the word source in time for the synthesis essay

About the Evolution of the Reaction of The Public Schooled Specimen of Human Beings to Homeschoolings

So... I wrote this as a comment on someone's blog and thought it was absolute gold, so here, enjoy it. (Also I need to keep it somewhere so I can c/p for future reference)

As the (overly specific) title says, here is the reactions of public schooled persons when I tell you that I'm homeschooled.
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"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "Oh, cool" <--- elementary
"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "Oh I wish I could do that" <---middle school
"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "?!?!?!? PEOPLE DO THIS BUT LIKE ARE YOU LIKE SOCIAL AND CAN YOU TALK ENGLISH AND DO YOU DO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS AND DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND WUT ?!?!?!!" <---high school

Yeah, basically.

Letter from Birmingham Jail

Third paragraph from the end-

Never before have I written so long a letter. I'm afraid it is much too long to take your precious time. I can assure you that it would have been much shorter if I had been writing from a comfortable desk, but what else can one do when he is alone in a narrow jail cell, other than write long letters, think long thoughts and pray long prayers?

I LOVE IT.
I appreciate all the sarcasm

Also I haven't posted on this blog in forever and I'm pretty sure it's dying because twitter is way more interesting and also because my thoughts usually fit into 140 char. But for quotes like this, I'm still resorting to this blog.

We'll see what the future holds for this blog. 

Political Situation

"Donald Trump is the new president!"

said a 3 year old kid to me

"Yes, he is! He's going to be president"

chimes another kid

Like what the heck how on earth do these kids know what a president is, let alone Donald Trump?

Like I didn't even know what a president was when I was 3

#AWANACubbies2016

OKAY SO SELF SO PLEASE

like why did you go

"oh I can't figure out these three math problems, so I'm going to skip them for now"

that's reasonable

right?

Well, okay, fine, that's okay.

Then you leave about enough space for 30 problems

THEN you start your new page

Title it and everything

AND THEN NOT DO A FLIPPING PROBLEM

like I'd totes forgive you if you'd done math, because that's math I won't have to procrastinate on do.

But if you JUST SIMPLY TITLE IT?

IMMA KILL YOU

Oh, wait the culprit 'twas myself

I take that back

So now I'm left with a notebook with 2 blank pages

and one with a title

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE BLANK PAGES BEFORE MY OCD KILLS ME?

Musician's life

I have two things to write about so I'll do them both

First, me earlier:

*Eats food*

*is in the middle of a bite*

"Oh, wait, I forgot"

*goes and plays piano for an hour*

*returns to food*

*takes another bite*

Second, also me earlier

How to totally confuzzle a musician:

Have them play two pieces consecutively, one with 5 sharps and another with 6 flats.

#FlytheW

Okay, so I'm not a Cubs fan

you would know if this you followed my twitter.

I do like seeing history made

And man, did they ever

First win in 108 years

first team to rally from a three-games-to-one Series deficit since Kansas City did so in 1985

and

 the first to do it on the road since Pittsburgh in 1979

AND LIKE I'M SO HAPPY