That Moment When #2

You're sitting in study hall

the period before physics class

with 3 other people

doing the physics homework you procrastinated on

then you look up

and see

that every single one of the others in study hall

are also doing physics homework

one hour before its due

and it only gets better

the principal walks in holding

a chemistry textbook

and asked

"is this anyone's?"

Nope, sorry, we're all doing physics homework.

Knife foot

tmw you drop a knife blade and attempt to pick it up with your foot without thinking

Alarm Clock

I never actually look at my alarm clock screen every morning and appreciate the fact that it shows me the date, time, and a sassy message such as 

'iffen ta doan git up soon, ahl dump a buckit of ice water over yer head'

Daddy at the grocery store

looking like one of those dads who has no idea what's what

one hand on shopping cart

the other on phone

*arrives at store*

*looks around for 5 minutes*

*calls home*

"Are 2 onions for $2.99 too much?"

(Um, heck yeah duh)

*3 minutes later*

*calls home again*

"Do we need vegetables? There's this one that's green and leafy on sale"

*5 or so minutes later*

*calls home*

"Do you want noodles? There's this brand that's well known but it's twice as expensive"

"Why would you buy the generic brand? Who knows what they put in it?

"Yeah, but this brand is well known"

*eventually buys one expensive pack and one cheap pack*

Christian textbooks

Abeka History textbook be like

"Islam- a fanatical militant new religion that sprang from the fervid imagination of an Arab mystic named Muhammad"

Yup, not biased.

At all.

Suuuuuureeeeee.

Tuesday, September 14th.

I had an assignment

due on Tuesday, September 14th

Yesterday was Tuesday, September 13th

Today is Wednesday, September 14th

So when am I supposed to turn this in?

I don't understand this part about girls

while looking at my colored notes

[boy] said,

"I don't understand this part about girls...other than all of it"