Daddy at the grocery store

looking like one of those dads who has no idea what's what

one hand on shopping cart

the other on phone

*arrives at store*

*looks around for 5 minutes*

*calls home*

"Are 2 onions for $2.99 too much?"

(Um, heck yeah duh)

*3 minutes later*

*calls home again*

"Do we need vegetables? There's this one that's green and leafy on sale"

*5 or so minutes later*

*calls home*

"Do you want noodles? There's this brand that's well known but it's twice as expensive"

"Why would you buy the generic brand? Who knows what they put in it?

"Yeah, but this brand is well known"

*eventually buys one expensive pack and one cheap pack*