Things I learned from decorating Easter eggs.

Don't wipe your white-paint laden hands on black yoga pants. Bad idea.

Color code. Pink+green+yellow+gold+bronze+white+black+brown don't go together.

Painting with a toothpick is much easier and much more tedious than it sounds.

Blowing eggs takes the orbicularis oris muscle (aka mouth) of trumpet players, not flute/bassoon players...it's legitly hard work. 

Drawing on round stuff is hard. 

Don't use different colored Sharpies and expect the colors to be the same.
Taking pictures for a DIY blogpost on spring-y colored wrapping paper is BOMB. Example, since the post won't be up for another year-

Like, WOAH I'm tumblr now.