Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah 29:11)

Sunday, February 26, 2017

About the Evolution of the Reaction of The Public Schooled Specimen of Human Beings to Homeschoolings

So... I wrote this as a comment on someone's blog and thought it was absolute gold, so here, enjoy it. (Also I need to keep it somewhere so I can c/p for future reference)

As the (overly specific) title says, here is the reactions of public schooled persons when I tell you that I'm homeschooled.
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"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "Oh, cool" <--- elementary
"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "Oh I wish I could do that" <---middle school
"What school do you go to?" "Oh, I'm homeschooled" "?!?!?!? PEOPLE DO THIS BUT LIKE ARE YOU LIKE SOCIAL AND CAN YOU TALK ENGLISH AND DO YOU DO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS AND DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND WUT ?!?!?!!" <---high school

Yeah, basically.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Letter from Birmingham Jail

Third paragraph from the end-
Never before have I written so long a letter. I'm afraid it is much too long to take your precious time. I can assure you that it would have been much shorter if I had been writing from a comfortable desk, but what else can one do when he is alone in a narrow jail cell, other than write long letters, think long thoughts and pray long prayers?
I LOVE IT.
I appreciate all the sarcasm

Also I haven't posted on this blog in forever and I'm pretty sure it's dying because twitter is way more interesting and also because my thoughts usually fit into 140 char. But for quotes like this, I'm still resorting to this blog.

We'll see what the future holds for this blog. 

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Political Situation

"Donald Trump is the new president!"
said a 3 year old kid to me
"Yes, he is! He's going to be president"
chimes another kid

Like what the heck how on earth do these kids know what a president is, let alone Donald Trump?
Like I didn't even know what a president was when I was 3

#AWANACubbies2016

Monday, November 7, 2016

OKAY SO SELF SO PLEASE

like why did you go
"oh I can't figure out these three math problems, so I'm going to skip them for now"
that's reasonable
right?

Well, okay, fine, that's okay.
Then you leave about enough space for 30 problems
THEN you start your new page
Title it and everything
AND THEN NOT DO A FLIPPING PROBLEM

like I'd totes forgive you if you'd done math, because that's math I won't have to procrastinate on do.
But if you JUST SIMPLY TITLE IT?

IMMA KILL YOU
Oh, wait the culprit 'twas myself
I take that back

So now I'm left with a notebook with 2 blank pages
and one with a title

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE BLANK PAGES BEFORE MY OCD KILLS ME?

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Musician's life

I have two things to write about so I'll do them both

First, me earlier:

*Eats food*
*is in the middle of a bite*
"Oh, wait, I forgot"
*goes and plays piano for an hour*
*returns to food*
*takes another bite*

Second, also me earlier
How to totally confuzzle a musician:
Have them play two pieces consecutively, one with 5 sharps and another with 6 flats.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

#FlytheW

Okay, so I'm not a Cubs fan
you would know if this you followed my twitter.

I do like seeing history made
And man, did they ever

First win in 108 years
first team to rally from a three-games-to-one Series deficit since Kansas City did so in 1985
and
 the first to do it on the road since Pittsburgh in 1979

AND LIKE I'M SO HAPPY

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Autocorrect

Autocorrect is even worse than just typoing on a keyboard
At least on a keyboard, people can tell that you mistyped
With autocorrect, you just message people with this perfectly spelled word that makes absolutely no sense