That Moment When #2

You're sitting in study hall

the period before physics class

with 3 other people

doing the physics homework you procrastinated on

then you look up

and see

that every single one of the others in study hall

are also doing physics homework

one hour before its due

and it only gets better

the principal walks in holding

a chemistry textbook

and asked

"is this anyone's?"

Nope, sorry, we're all doing physics homework.

Knife foot

tmw you drop a knife blade and attempt to pick it up with your foot without thinking

Alarm Clock

I never actually look at my alarm clock screen every morning and appreciate the fact that it shows me the date, time, and a sassy message such as 

'iffen ta doan git up soon, ahl dump a buckit of ice water over yer head'

Daddy at the grocery store

looking like one of those dads who has no idea what's what

one hand on shopping cart

the other on phone

*arrives at store*

*looks around for 5 minutes*

*calls home*

"Are 2 onions for $2.99 too much?"

(Um, heck yeah duh)

*3 minutes later*

*calls home again*

"Do we need vegetables? There's this one that's green and leafy on sale"

*5 or so minutes later*

*calls home*

"Do you want noodles? There's this brand that's well known but it's twice as expensive"

"Why would you buy the generic brand? Who knows what they put in it?

"Yeah, but this brand is well known"

*eventually buys one expensive pack and one cheap pack*

Christian textbooks

Abeka History textbook be like

"Islam- a fanatical militant new religion that sprang from the fervid imagination of an Arab mystic named Muhammad"

Yup, not biased.

At all.

Suuuuuureeeeee.

Tuesday, September 14th.

I had an assignment

due on Tuesday, September 14th

Yesterday was Tuesday, September 13th

Today is Wednesday, September 14th

So when am I supposed to turn this in?

I don't understand this part about girls

while looking at my colored notes

[boy] said,

"I don't understand this part about girls...other than all of it"

dang it's only September

...and I'm sick already.

SERIOUSLY?!

Oh dear, this year is going to be PAINFUL

<.<

Listening to history songs be like

"Margaret Thatcher became the first black president of the USA-aaaa-aaaaa" 

~overheard younger brother singing as he worked on school

Sorry kid, I think you got your facts *slightly* mixed up there....

Hee I was dying in the kitchen eating food while listening to him singing that line over and over again trying not to laugh.

Key:

Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan fought communism together

Nelson Mandela became the first black president

the president of the USA part came from the US president song 

One Year

Well, folks.

It's been one year

The anniversary slipped by without my notice

I've been slacking on posting

I still enjoy this blog

But it may not continue for longer

I don't know

I like twitter better

We shall see.

When your yarn runs out

When you're knitting a pair of socks

and have knitted the first one

and am finishing up the second one

but your yarn runs out right before you do the toe

What to do?

Don't want to get a new skein to use 3 feet of

Man.

My twitter feed

I try to be interesting

But all I ever do

Is to retweet the Orioles

and to post about the Orioles

and occasionally add an interesting post