Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah 29:11)

Monday, July 25, 2016

Do Fish Have Lungs?

'do fish have lungs....ohwait me stupid' 
~me today

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Psychic with Friend

Friend+I are literally psychic
But not really
Enough to the point where we say the same thing at the same time
Then pause then say jinx at the same time
Then die laughing

Many, many, many, many, times
#psychicpsydkick

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Things You Should Never Say #2

CJAP proctor on cleaning up chemical workspace-
'Make it clean, but not too excessively clean, like your kitchen'

So excuse me,
but should my kitchen be 'not too excessively clean'?
err there's something wrong here

Also my partner's mom keeps their kitchen spotless
So if we were to actually clean it like THEIR kitchen
Then we might be there a long time....

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

That Moment When #1

A little girl is feeding you orange pieces
while you're talking
 and not really paying attention,
And you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy
Then you look at her 
And find that she's putting the orange pieces in HER mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth
....:/
TMW a little girl is feeding your orange pieces while you're talking and not really paying attention, and you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy, then look at her and find that she's putting the orange pieces in her mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth

Monday, July 18, 2016

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Um this is annoying and awkward but...

Okay. 
So I'm back.
We went to visit family and stuff and I just got an extended break from the internet
We got home like 2 weeks ago
(It's closer to 1)
But....
2 days after we got home
My computer died.
So I can't really blog
Which is kinda a problem
For a hardcore blogger (hah!)
Like me

But that's another excuse
(Kinda of)
As to why I'm not blogging

And school has to end still too 
(2 more DAYZZZ)

And I get to read
And Music
And Life
And swim
and stuffs

/g'day/

Friday, July 1, 2016

Holiday Sales

Dad- "I want to get a vacuum cleaner because of the 4th of July sales"
P- "People always buy stuff on the 4th of July, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Ruby Tuesday . . . "