Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.” (Jeremiah 29:11)

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Sickness

What Google says I have-

  • A cold
  • The flu
  • Tonsillitis
  • Strep Throat
  • Chicken Pox
  • Croup
  • Measles
  • Mononucleosis
  • Whooping Cough 
What I actually have-

  • A sore throat.
And this, folks, is why people are paranoid in this time and age.
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