My (nonserious) thoughts.....about Tea Bag Strings

Tea bags should always contain strings, because without strings no one can tell that you're drinking tea, which defeats the entire purpose of drinking tea. Except, of course, that you're drinking tea.

TMIDC Domination

Meeting TMIDC in an airport that's, like 3000 miles away from TMIDC headquarters. #WUT

Today I learned #5

that playing flute right after applying hand lotion is an incredibly bad idea. Your flute slides out of your hands.

Killing pens

otherwise known as completely using up a pen, is so completely satisfying.

Hoarding milk?!

Apparently all the people in this crazy state hoard milk when they hear the words "possible snow". Two friends both sent us a picture of an empty milk shelf....at the same spot in the same store.

When you make a totally bomb lunch

then your mom makes an even more bomb lunch

Then you end up eating two lunches.

Walking through Target

carrying a large slushy through Target, catching all the stares of people being like, "Gurl...it's snowing outside and you're drinking a slushy?!"

Yeh, I'm weird.

Internet Time

My dad just told me that being on the internet was causing ADHD, because I multitask so much....says the person who spends more time on the internet than I do.

Sickness

What Google says I have-

• A cold
• The flu
• Tonsillitis
• Strep Throat
• Chicken Pox
• Croup
• Measles
• Mononucleosis
• Whooping Cough 

What I actually have-

• A sore throat.

And this, folks, is why people are paranoid in this time and age.

8

8,  because 5 is too little and 10 is too much.

Today I learned #4

that whenever my mom's in a bad mood, the most simple way to not have her turn her rage on you is simply to do the dishes in the sink.

Having a hole in my cheek

is so annoying. I can't eat food, I can't brush my teeth, I can't play bassoon.

Dear Blogger,

your commenting system should be improved....by A LOT.

Thanks,
RockandMinerals4Him

Happy New Year

Will I get to drive this year? I have doubts.