Do Fish Have Lungs?

'do fish have lungs....ohwait me stupid' 

~me today

Psychic with Friend

Friend+I are literally psychic

But not really

Enough to the point where we say the same thing at the same time

Then pause then say jinx at the same time

Then die laughing

Many, many, many, many, times

#psychicpsydkick

Things You Should Never Say #2

CJAP proctor on cleaning up chemical workspace-

'Make it clean, but not too excessively clean, like your kitchen'

So excuse me,

but should my kitchen be 'not too excessively clean'?

err there's something wrong here

Also my partner's mom keeps their kitchen spotless

So if we were to actually clean it like THEIR kitchen

Then we might be there a long time....

That Moment When #1

A little girl is feeding you orange pieces

while you're talking

 and not really paying attention,

And you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy

Then you look at her 

And find that she's putting the orange pieces in HER mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth

....:/

TMW a little girl is feeding your orange pieces while you're talking and not really paying attention, and you're wondering why the orange is soft and warm and slimy, then look at her and find that she's putting the orange pieces in her mouth before spitting it out and putting it in your mouth

Getting accepted into math

AP Calc BC

Is that a thing to be glad about or not?

Um this is annoying and awkward but...

Okay. 

So I'm back.

We went to visit family and stuff and I just got an extended break from the internet

We got home like 2 weeks ago

(It's closer to 1)

But....

2 days after we got home

My computer died.

So I can't really blog

Which is kinda a problem

For a hardcore blogger (hah!)

Like me

But that's another excuse

(Kinda of)

As to why I'm not blogging

And school has to end still too 

(2 more DAYZZZ)

And I get to read

And Music

And Life

And swim

and stuffs

/g'day/

Holiday Sales

Dad- "I want to get a vacuum cleaner because of the 4th of July sales"

P- "People always buy stuff on the 4th of July, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Ruby Tuesday . . . "